You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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