Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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