Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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