just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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