I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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