She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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