Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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