they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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