Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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