Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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