You can't motorboat a personality
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Sorry about my life...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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