Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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