it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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