i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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