She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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