Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
the raccoons are back...
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