are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
ttyl tear gas
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Panties = found
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