BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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