Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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