Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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