I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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