we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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