God, you're like boner-b-gone
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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