Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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