So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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