lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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