if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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