If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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