Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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