Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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