This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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