Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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