Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
he's gonorrhea incarnate
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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