I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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