I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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