he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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