Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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