Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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