did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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