Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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