Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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