Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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