Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
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We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure