why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.