Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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