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(419): View more from Ohio

"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.

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(530): View more from California

Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.

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(207): View more from Maine

I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo

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(775): View more from Nevada

Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.

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(989): View more from Michigan

8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.

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(516): View more from New York

I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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