Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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