I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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