I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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