you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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