are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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