I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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