Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
