So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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