went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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