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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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