Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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