he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
being pregnant is like rehab
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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