He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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