So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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