So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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