This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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