Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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