everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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