Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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