If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
