My boss' voice literally gives me gas
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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